Fest Demotivational Poster
BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German
GERMAN GIRLS -
OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.
My face when Oktoberfest beers arrive. -
UNCLE FESTER - Is watching you masturbate. And it's electrifying!
YOU FORGOT ONE THING - we're not that drunk!
BEER - The leading cause of half-elves since the Second Age.
THE OKTOBERFEST - It never was about alcohol in the first place
the festivus pole -
OKTOBERFEST - Is that a bratwurst in your lederhosen or are you just glad to see them?
DOUBT - The Fear That Your Crew is Not Seaworthy.
SCHOOL OF ROCK -
BEFORE THERE WAS OZZFEST - There was SausageFest !
THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE - just how special you are about to find out.
THERE'S A FESTIVAL FOR EVERY TASTE -
CARDS - Because nothing says I love you more
WEIRDOS - Keeping the Universe off kilter, and passing the savings on to you.
THE DEVIL - He laughs at religion.
Forget The Joneses -
OKTOBERFEST - Has three of my favorite things in life ...
WHY ME? -
WORST CASE SCENARIO - all the beer you can drink and no Guinness sorry Aggy
OCTOBERFEST HOTTIE - TO HELL WITH THE PRETZEL, I AM THIRSTY AND IN LOVE !!!
TOURISM - maybe work on that catch phrase.
THE FESTIVAL OF CUBBYBEAR - It's Bigger Than Chinese New Year Celebrations.
NUTS - they are for wimps.
GLASTONBURY - Same Shit, Different Year
CIRCUMSISION - yes please.
Reverse Cowboy -
your choices have consequences -
SELF PITY - I'll just stand here in my Jarramplas suit beating my Drum. . . Letting the locals pelt me with Turnips Don't mind me!
'Tis the Season -
BRO! CHECK IT OUT! - that dudes got wood!
DEPRESSION - It's just all in the mind.
CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - say hi to your new Nanny .
Raw Vegans -
PRICELESS CREATIVITY -
Says You -
Sausage AND No Sausage -