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PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German


TAGS: super beer fountain october fest
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:51 pm
So much for the > 16 oz ban :)
calvin5040 - May 16, 2012, 10:50 am
Skill Level: Alcoholic
MindBenda - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
No of course not, but when they do. They drink out of 4.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:13 am
Germans don't drink beer out of this kind of plastic cups! Pro5t!


GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by giulio

ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.


TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by caveman

ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am
Thats a ripper.


My face when Oktoberfest beers arrive. -


TAGS: beer oktoberfest
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by xnavygunner

Greeny - August 18, 2014, 5:36 am
*snickers*
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:02 am
No reflection on your poster though xnavygunner. It's just pick on mods day.
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 1:58 am
German for tagged and pic overused, or is it just all Latin to me?
maoworks2 - August 17, 2014, 10:17 am
Me Too .
GaryO - August 16, 2014, 2:53 pm
HAH! Ja, Herr Grünich ist rechts
Greeny - August 16, 2014, 2:05 pm
ya - der ist einen taggenspiel - das moderatinator gerschleepin


BACON -


TAGS: bacon complete lifestyle cholesterol kevin bacon
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by steph1

Greybeard - May 11, 2014, 3:09 am
I hope thats Turkey Bacon...
steph1 - March 6, 2011, 5:41 am
the bacon hitler? good chances he actually did in real life - bacon not being kosher maybe contributed to his "dislike"
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 11:59 pm
I didn't mean it as in bad taste but more like a wtf moment...........maybe he would of had more followers if he did that in real life
CoolioIndeed - March 5, 2011, 9:28 pm
Favorited.
Claire - March 5, 2011, 8:56 pm
than* not thank
Claire - March 5, 2011, 8:56 pm
You act like we haven't made worse jokes thank bacon Hitler.
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:05 pm
the bacon hitler is just messed up and can we get a enlargement on the pic in the top right corner


UNCLE FESTER - Is watching you masturbate. And it's electrifying!




LIFESAVER -




YOU FORGOT ONE THING - we're not that drunk!




BEER - The leading cause of half-elves since the Second Age.


TAGS: beer renaissance faire festival elf elves
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by The DethElf

Auda - November 12, 2008, 3:07 am
Went to Comicon, couldn't remember what happened, I had to rebuild the story from headlines, the witnesses and the arresting officer(s).
Raaaarht!! - July 9, 2008, 2:11 am
Hmm... Play Your Cards right, and "Fantasy" won't stop at the Fair...
Eric - April 24, 2008, 8:36 am
bah, links langharig tuig


MOTIVATION -




THE OKTOBERFEST - It never was about alcohol in the first place


TAGS: oktoberfest dirndl beer alcohol wiesn
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Laughingtank

Leitwolf - January 11, 2011, 12:43 pm
I'm from germany and I know that her name is Verona Poth... and she's a milf of course
forseti - June 23, 2010, 4:56 pm
uhh.... she tries to be some kind of moderator in german tv... pretty stupid milf ;)


the festivus pole -


TAGS: festivus
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:32 am
It paid the bills! Party ON!!!!
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 7:34 pm
WWJD? 5'd


OKTOBERFEST - Is that a bratwurst in your lederhosen or are you just glad to see them?


TAGS: oktoberfest
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Zook

forseti - April 28, 2011, 4:20 am
5paten


DOUBT - The Fear That Your Crew is Not Seaworthy.


TAGS: pirates doubt silly renaissance festival garf
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by IK the Troll

Doc - January 23, 2009, 7:45 am
Aaaaarrrrr! So it be!
mb - June 27, 2008, 3:35 pm
brilliant!


SCHOOL OF ROCK -


TAGS: high school ozzie fest calendar
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greeny

caveman - August 25, 2011, 1:40 am
Party on 5arth!!!
Budog - August 24, 2011, 6:51 am
Party on Wayne !!!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Never 5ay Die!
crankyhead - August 24, 2011, 5:42 am
Hellrai5er


AEROBICS -




BEFORE THERE WAS OZZFEST - There was SausageFest !




THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE - just how special you are about to find out.


TAGS: bitchfest
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by atterse

agdaniele - March 24, 2010, 8:31 pm
Must be Austin, TX. Let's wait til I see the rack before I judge.
R.S.Jake - March 24, 2010, 5:36 pm
You'd think I lived in San Francisco, but I live in Redneck Central! And I don't know how it [email protected], just heard about it yesterday.
CANADA - March 24, 2010, 5:31 pm
R.S.Jake, That's fucked. how did they manage to get that passed?
Derek - March 24, 2010, 5:28 pm
What city do you live in Jake?
R.S.Jake - March 24, 2010, 5:14 pm
True story...our city just passed an ordinance that all public bathrooms are now unisex bathrooms. I suppose I'll be seeing this at the pisser sometime soon.
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 4:47 pm
Yipes!! 5L


BREWFEST -


TAGS: oktoberfest blessing buxom
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 7:55 am
nice one monkey =)


THERE'S A FESTIVAL FOR EVERY TASTE -




CARDS - Because nothing says I love you more




WEIRDOS - Keeping the Universe off kilter, and passing the savings on to you.




THE DEVIL - He laughs at religion.


TAGS: sinfest the devil joker insane why so religious batman
Rating: 1.86/5
Bob D. Sailor - February 24, 2010, 8:08 pm
1L for utter crap.
What The? - February 11, 2009, 1:55 pm
Asinine. Don't take something awesome and turn it into... This.... Bleah.


Forget The Joneses -


TAGS: lifestyles comparisons competition appearances
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:06 pm
It's a sad day indeed when a cartoon family has a better income than me!
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:23 am
I Know What You Mean .


OKTOBERFEST - Has three of my favorite things in life ...


TAGS: oktoberfest three favorite things
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - September 22, 2011, 7:14 pm
pricksoldier? What are you a medic? LOL (inside joke) "Two girls one stein".
pricksoldier - September 22, 2011, 11:45 am
how bout; 2. girls 4. t**ts 6. beers 8. 0r 9. shots?
mariand - September 21, 2011, 5:59 pm
my fault... I assimilated babes with boobs
Budog - September 21, 2011, 3:14 pm
Babes, Boobs and Beer !!!
rnbw00 - September 21, 2011, 2:11 pm
Depends if you count each tit individually or together. Or it could be 1. Girls, 2. Tits, 3. Beer.
mariand - September 21, 2011, 7:19 am
Dude, I see only two... which is the third?


WHY ME? -


TAGS: do i need to become homosexuell sausage fest syndrome
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 21, 2010, 5:00 pm
Honey, please... YOU are the one who shows everybody his stinger with your avatar! ;)
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 11:33 am
try? I thought you....oh never mind...


WORST CASE SCENARIO - all the beer you can drink and no Guinness sorry Aggy


TAGS: beer guinness octoberfest
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by guyfox

forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:43 am
thought about this picture and a caption like "terrorists on Oktoberfest" (bottom right) yesterday... ;)
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 9:09 pm
Sobriety at this festival might be the best move.


OCTOBERFEST HOTTIE - TO HELL WITH THE PRETZEL, I AM THIRSTY AND IN LOVE !!!


TAGS: octoberfest hottie love
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:05 pm
Oktoberfest rocks! I lived in Munich for 3 very happy years...if Kim K had been there I would have stayed even longer!
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:56 pm
It's called o_K_toberfest, it's done way too often and there shouldn't be Kim Kardashian! Armenia is for SOAD!
TheGoat - October 2, 2010, 6:41 pm
I dunno - she's probably had several fat juicy German sausages in her time...
Budog - September 30, 2010, 12:45 pm
Who cares, as long as she can fake the accent I'm down !
GreyScorpion - September 30, 2010, 12:42 pm
I call shenanigans. Kim's not Germanic, she's Armenian, right cubby?


TOURISM - maybe work on that catch phrase.


TAGS: i respect your lifestyle choice hopefully your parents to to
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Bovee

CCCP - April 4, 2010, 6:26 pm
eat your heart out San Francisco
Derek - March 30, 2010, 3:13 pm
@Bovee - they did, and look at the effect!


THE FESTIVAL OF CUBBYBEAR - It's Bigger Than Chinese New Year Celebrations.


TAGS: the festival of cubbybear it s bigger than chinese new year celebrations
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Derek - February 13, 2010, 11:18 pm
Especially as it's in Japan


NUTS - they are for wimps.




GLASTONBURY - Same Shit, Different Year




CIRCUMSISION - yes please.


TAGS: bitchfest
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by atterse

[email protected] - March 25, 2010, 1:53 pm
I'm a BBW big titty guy, but lets face it, if you don't like jennifer garner you don't like AMERICA, APPLE-PIE, melted cheese, and an animal bloopers!!
GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:36 pm
must...not...spelling...nazi


DESTRUCTION -


TAGS: words destroy selfesteem parenting
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

chickenlittle - August 22, 2013, 12:36 am
So true! Love this.
lgvernon - August 21, 2013, 10:44 am

Thanks very much, guys!~
Sho - August 21, 2013, 10:21 am
5/F
ughomer - August 21, 2013, 10:16 am
Another five lion5 for LG.


Reverse Cowboy -




your choices have consequences -


TAGS: children lifestyle
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - April 17, 2014, 8:35 pm
My brother once got 48 hours in a Lamborghini for a birthday present; I always get socks
Airman - April 17, 2014, 7:59 am
I hear ya... my youngest son came back for 2 years.. then moved out, then the daughter came back, just for 4 months though. child free now 5 months and looks like it will last. Only took 38 years to get to this point..
Greeny - April 16, 2014, 7:58 pm
Under the assumption that they aren't coming back...


SELF PITY - I'll just stand here in my Jarramplas suit beating my Drum. . . Letting the locals pelt me with Turnips Don't mind me!


TAGS: sadness festival
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - February 22, 2013, 10:01 am
Thank-you, The best ones write themselves. ..Note the guy wearing the jacket that has a picture of teh JARJARBINKS suit and says 2011, i gues he did it last year and this year he's bringing the pain
ughomer - February 22, 2013, 8:25 am
Good one Mashi.
Swampfox - February 21, 2013, 5:39 pm
When it's over he will have a months worth of grocerys.


'Tis the Season -




BRO! CHECK IT OUT! - that dudes got wood!




DEPRESSION - It's just all in the mind.


TAGS: bitchfest
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by atterse

R.S.Jake - March 25, 2010, 12:00 pm
you do know you can type other things in the "tags" section right?


CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - say hi to your new Nanny .


TAGS: bitchfest
Rating: 1.25/5

More motifakes by atterse

JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:13 pm
More like say hi to your new manny
Preacher Man - March 24, 2010, 2:12 pm
More like Say hi to your new tranny.


Professional -


TAGS: depression diagnose selfesteem others causes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 6, 2015, 1:09 am
Thanks 'cern!
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 5:01 am
Another excellent poster good job, 5er
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:41 pm
Hey dawg! Appreciate it.
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:40 pm
Thanks Jesus and enjoy
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:39 pm
Thanks Mr.Gary
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:37 pm
Thanks me lord!
spacedog - January 31, 2015, 4:49 pm
Brillllliant.
JesusWept - January 31, 2015, 12:50 pm
I'm gonna print this one out! L L L L L
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 10:16 am
ohhhhh, yeahhhhh
Reality Lord - January 31, 2015, 7:37 am

real good priss


Divorce -


TAGS: butterflies stomach ralph fest frank
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greybeard - September 27, 2015, 10:31 pm
Hahaha. Hangovers and divorce truthfully described.


Raw Vegans -




PRICELESS CREATIVITY -


TAGS: festive wrapping holiday fun humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

JesusWept - December 23, 2014, 1:44 am
HAHA so true! If i wrap a CD the package looks like a football. L L L L L and merry xmas!


Says You -


TAGS: rich poor moeny happiness lifestyle cars bicycles
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 10:35 am
Yep...made ya look...teehee.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 9:43 am
...Especially into the plus-sized boobs of your trophy-bitch!
Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 6:58 pm
When the day comes where I can favorite comments, this'll be the first one...
MissPriss - February 9, 2016, 6:42 pm
sprinkle a little sugar on him and I have a new daddy.
MissPriss - February 9, 2016, 6:41 pm
me lord I know where you live (muhaha) how the hell do you cry on a bicycle without freezin' your face to the handle bars?
Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 6:17 pm
Look at Mr Money Bags over here... Guess he earned his title as "Lord"...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2016, 6:04 pm

i been rich and i been poor. rich is better.


Sausage AND No Sausage -


TAGS: political correctness pandering lifestyle pizza bathroom
Rating: 0/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - January 16, 2016, 4:11 am
Somehow I had a double-submission. One was rejected. This one, I don't know. I replied to the email OKing it and I'll have to wait for an answer. Sorry about all this
premiumgrade - January 16, 2016, 3:59 am
HA HA I've got to check this out, fellas.
lgvernon - January 15, 2016, 9:41 pm

For realz. Maybe he'll pop in and 'splain.
mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:49 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA! IgV, too funny! 5l on the remark 92's stuff is usually excellent---I'm bummed! @#$%ing computers!
lgvernon - January 15, 2016, 3:09 pm

He may mean, "In the dark all cats are gray."
mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:02 am
Pizza and bathroom? sausage/no sausage? I'm intrigued---where's the pic? I've been robbed!!!
Greeny - January 15, 2016, 6:51 am
Hmm.. unable to view the poster


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